Bimrapganpin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous squirrel.

Bimrapganpin created a quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimrapganpin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bimrapganpin, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bimrapganpin's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bimrapganpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not study the inheritance of acquired characteristics on holy days.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near moths while wearing orange jumpers and balancing nine copper spheres on your feet.

5. Fast once a month.