Queegdoglamcitpak is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tiresome bird.

Queegdoglamcitpak created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Queegdoglamcitpak, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Queegdoglamcitpak, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Queegdoglamcitpak's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Queegdoglamcitpak's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

3. Never speak of order in the presence of children.

4. Pray only in darkness.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near monkeys while wearing blue boots and balancing five tin spheres on your arms.