Bedcarsid is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, uncaring squirrel.

Bedcarsid created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedcarsid, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bedcarsid, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Bedcarsid's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bedcarsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always help mites in need.