Bonksaknarl is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, grumpy donkey.

Bonksaknarl created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonksaknarl, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bonksaknarl, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bonksaknarl's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bonksaknarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt turtles.

2. Always help sick frogs.

3. Do not step barefoot upon black earth.

4. Never think ill of sick sharks.

5. Do not listen to music.