Lapbinlagfarfagrill is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, irritating centaur.

Lapbinlagfarfagrill created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lapbinlagfarfagrill, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lapbinlagfarfagrill, she will turn you into a goat.

Lapbinlagfarfagrill's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Lapbinlagfarfagrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always wash your chest before prayer.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always act with obedience when addressing strangers.