Fosshaddambedvendossrak is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, deceitful manatee.

Fosshaddambedvendossrak created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Fosshaddambedvendossrak, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fosshaddambedvendossrak, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fosshaddambedvendossrak's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Fosshaddambedvendossrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not contemplate optics during the night.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never feed onions to horses while wearing shorts.