Gesspomsas is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fussy bear.

Gesspomsas created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gesspomsas, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gesspomsas, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gesspomsas' most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gesspomsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not place bread upon stone.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always treat otters with great respect.

4. Do not hurt ants.

5. Retreat if six goats approach from the south.