Bestmabhug is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, weak ferret.

Bestmabhug created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestmabhug, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bestmabhug, she will curse you with boils.

Bestmabhug's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bestmabhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not record secrets concerning moons.

3. Do not kill ducks.

4. Never travel toward the north during spring.

5. Do not commit murder.