Tafdapgud Yimxemmidlan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, moody hydra.

Tafdapgud Yimxemmidlan created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Tafdapgud Yimxemmidlan, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tafdapgud Yimxemmidlan, she will turn you into a rock.

Tafdapgud Yimxemmidlan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tafdapgud Yimxemmidlan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not fashion tools from silver.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not gather at bridges at dusk.

5. Never run in spring.