Vaggodwab is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, awesome capybara.

Vaggodwab created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vaggodwab, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vaggodwab, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Vaggodwab's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Vaggodwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill rats.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.