Gunwitdon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, almighty human.

Gunwitdon created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Gunwitdon, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gunwitdon, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gunwitdon's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Gunwitdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear shoes marked with green.

2. Never mention horses.

3. Do not kill capybaras.

4. Do not prepare melons while filled with envy.

5. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.