Cetgebnur is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty cat.

Cetgebnur created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetgebnur, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cetgebnur, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cetgebnur's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Cetgebnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never whisper while facing south.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not name children after geese.