Liktomgum is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unsympathetic alligator.

Liktomgum created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liktomgum, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Liktomgum, she will torture you forever.

Liktomgum's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Liktomgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Hide from brown otters for they are unholy.

5. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.