Kombadgud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, narcissistic snake.

Kombadgud created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kombadgud, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kombadgud, she will turn you into a tree.

Kombadgud's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Kombadgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about enzymes.

2. Never touch ash while unclean.

3. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

4. Do not prepare lentils while filled with anger.

5. Fast once a month.