Zodhaslarp is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, bad-tempered mole.

Zodhaslarp created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodhaslarp, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zodhaslarp, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Zodhaslarp's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Zodhaslarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum gravity.

2. Always help frogs in need.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Learn four new languages a year.