Cabonthencamominlipged is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, conceited salamander.

Cabonthencamominlipged created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Cabonthencamominlipged, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cabonthencamominlipged, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cabonthencamominlipged's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Cabonthencamominlipged's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch ash while tainted.

2. Heed all signs.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never adorn your hands with brown markings.

5. Never go into blue rooms.