Bimsomtal is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, vain frog.

Bimsomtal created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimsomtal, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bimsomtal, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bimsomtal's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bimsomtal's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs gray.

2. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Bimsomtal in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

5. Never gather six bats near towers.