Bugbantarg Somzankar Jarnruttdid is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, emotional fish.

Bugbantarg Somzankar Jarnruttdid created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugbantarg Somzankar Jarnruttdid, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bugbantarg Somzankar Jarnruttdid, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Bugbantarg Somzankar Jarnruttdid's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Bugbantarg Somzankar Jarnruttdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.

5. Retreat if four monkeys approach from the west.