Quatgabbid is a god.

He takes the form of a small, sapient wombat.

Quatgabbid created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatgabbid, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quatgabbid, he will destroy your home planet.

Quatgabbid's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Quatgabbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Quatgabbid's name in vain.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Do not prepare aubergines while wearing tights.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near eagles while wearing turquoise jumpers.