Stikhotcam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, boastful wolf.

Stikhotcam created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Stikhotcam, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stikhotcam, it will come to you in dreams.

Stikhotcam's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Stikhotcam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange hamsters, for they are unholy.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think ill of sick badgers.