Jipkammet is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying wolf.

Jipkammet created the cosmos four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipkammet, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jipkammet, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Jipkammet's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Jipkammet's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach rivers carrying bone.

2. Do not hurt dogs.

3. Never hurt voles.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Respect your elders.