Dunlogdub is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, uncaring pig.

Dunlogdub created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Dunlogdub, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dunlogdub, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Dunlogdub's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Dunlogdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate ultrasonics during the night.

2. Never remain kneeling at midday.

3. Always cleanse ash with water.

4. Dunlogdub loves birds, so they must be respected.

5. Never feed lots of oranges to shrews while wearing yellow kilts.