Wanruljip is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unselfish ferret.

Wanruljip created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wanruljip, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Wanruljip, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Wanruljip's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Wanruljip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not step barefoot upon gray earth.

3. You must pray to Wanruljip three times a day.

4. Always look after injured shrews.

5. Never pour water over plants.