Flanpibsaklog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent hyena.

Flanpibsaklog created a charm quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanpibsaklog, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flanpibsaklog, he will turn you into a frog.

Flanpibsaklog's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Flanpibsaklog's Holy Commandments

1. Put Flanpibsaklog first in all things.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Always obey Flanpibsaklog's priests.

4. Do not hurt hamsters.

5. Never think about amino acids.