Wadbem is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unjust wyrm.

Wadbem created matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wadbem, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wadbem, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wadbem's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Wadbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not consume bread at dawn.

4. Never touch oil while blessed.

5. Heed all signs.