Cabtimgub is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, omnipotent ferret.

Cabtimgub created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabtimgub, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cabtimgub, he will remove you from existence.

Cabtimgub's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Cabtimgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Put Cabtimgub first in all things.

3. Always look after injured geese.

4. Always act with obedience.

5. Erect four silver sculptures of Cabtimgub on top of important buildings.