Cubbisslib is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil gerbil.

Cubbisslib created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Cubbisslib, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cubbisslib, she will curse you with boils.

Cubbisslib's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cubbisslib's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with joy.

2. Never sprint in the presence of badgers.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never gather nine dolphins near bridges.

5. Cubbisslib must be the most important thing in your life.