Honstanfoncit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, conceited goblin.

Honstanfoncit created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honstanfoncit, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Honstanfoncit, she will turn you into a tree.

Honstanfoncit's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Honstanfoncit's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not keep eight birds in a large pit.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Honstanfoncit loves seals, so they must be honoured.

5. Honstanfoncit loves mites, so they must be respected.