Carcipcin Cinsingetlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless dryad.

Carcipcin Cinsingetlarg created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carcipcin Cinsingetlarg, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Carcipcin Cinsingetlarg, she will turn you into a sheep.

Carcipcin Cinsingetlarg's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Carcipcin Cinsingetlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near voles while wearing gray shorts and balancing nine zinc spheres on your head.

2. Do not contemplate dark matter during the night.

3. Never fashion tools from clay.

4. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

5. Do not fashion tools from silicon.