Hubfubtetti is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, witty deer.

Hubfubtetti created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubfubtetti, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hubfubtetti, he will turn you into a sheep.

Hubfubtetti's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Hubfubtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather seven sheep near walls.

2. Never run near cats.

3. Never paint your head orange.

4. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

5. Erect six platinum sculptures of Hubfubtetti on top of important buildings.