Quatvanhud Bompitlid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, loving hare.

Quatvanhud Bompitlid created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatvanhud Bompitlid, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quatvanhud Bompitlid, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Quatvanhud Bompitlid's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Quatvanhud Bompitlid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Quatvanhud Bompitlid in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.

4. Never write about eukaryotes.

5. Never wear gray corsets.