Mitrowfot is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, grumpy whale.

Mitrowfot created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Mitrowfot, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mitrowfot, he will turn you into a duck.

Mitrowfot's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Mitrowfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Run away from white mice, for they are unholy.

3. Never adorn your head with green markings.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. Mitrowfot must be the most important thing in your life.