Libfudmig is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, humorless goose.

Libfudmig created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libfudmig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Libfudmig, he will turn you into a goat.

Libfudmig's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Libfudmig's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to nine before sleeping.

2. Do not wear corsets marked with violet.

3. Always cleanse ash with water.

4. Always obey Libfudmig's priests.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.