Rulldobcud is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, astonishing frog.

Rulldobcud created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulldobcud, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rulldobcud, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rulldobcud's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Rulldobcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sheep.

2. Always count to five before sleeping.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. Do not wear shirts marked with orange.