Yogfubgon Bugnullmat is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, dishonest jackal.

Yogfubgon Bugnullmat created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Yogfubgon Bugnullmat, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yogfubgon Bugnullmat, she will turn you into a goat.

Yogfubgon Bugnullmat's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Yogfubgon Bugnullmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

3. Do not gather at walls at midday.

4. Always look after injured shrews.

5. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.