Femmuttag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, ruthless bat.

Femmuttag created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Femmuttag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Femmuttag, it will not care.

Femmuttag's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Femmuttag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to ants while wearing skirts.

2. Never remain kneeling at midnight.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never fashion tools from bone.

5. Never hurt sharks.