Nuldibcep is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident parrot.

Nuldibcep created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuldibcep, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nuldibcep, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Nuldibcep's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Nuldibcep's Holy Commandments

1. Nuldibcep loves rats, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not prepare lentils while wearing stockings.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always cleanse water with water.

5. Do not speak about corn.