Dusscudgar is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, grumpy mongoose.

Dusscudgar created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Dusscudgar, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dusscudgar, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dusscudgar's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Dusscudgar's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dusscudgar.

3. Never talk about manatees.

4. Never allow squirrels to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.