Kipmiplim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident shrew.

Kipmiplim created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kipmiplim, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kipmiplim, it will destroy your home planet.

Kipmiplim's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Kipmiplim's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to sloth.

2. Never prepare garlic during winter.

3. Never hop near porpoises.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about monkeys.