Kencabdib is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omniscient centaur.

Kencabdib created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Kencabdib, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kencabdib, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Kencabdib's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Kencabdib's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.

2. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always count to five before sleeping.

5. Never handle platinum while unclean.