Dagsak is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring jackal.

Dagsak created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagsak, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dagsak, he will turn you into a dog.

Dagsak's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Dagsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.