Gadkadtim is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, witless dragonfly.

Gadkadtim created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadkadtim, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gadkadtim, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gadkadtim's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gadkadtim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

2. Never feed peas to nematodes while wearing blue shorts.

3. Always obey Gadkadtim's priests.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.