Jopstafsigfagkoncuthan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful chicken.

Jopstafsigfagkoncuthan created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Jopstafsigfagkoncuthan, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jopstafsigfagkoncuthan, she will send minions to preach to you.

Jopstafsigfagkoncuthan's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Jopstafsigfagkoncuthan's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your neck toward the west during prayer.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always help sick whales.