Nangomtap is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, almighty dugong.

Nangomtap created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nangomtap, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nangomtap, it will not invite you to parties.

Nangomtap's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Nangomtap's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Nangomtap.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never remain kneeling at dusk.

4. Never speak aloud of numbers.

5. Always remove coats before entering holy places.