Afstighin is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, boastful centaur.

Afstighin created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Afstighin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Afstighin, he will come to you in dreams.

Afstighin's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Afstighin's Holy Commandments

1. Afstighin must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Do not travel during autumn.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.