Zengandav is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, stupid hippopotamus.

Zengandav created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zengandav, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zengandav, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Zengandav's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Zengandav's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never speak at midday.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Always wear plain jumpers during rituals.

5. Always remove boots before entering holy places.