Cenligbap is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, wise bat.

Cenligbap created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cenligbap, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cenligbap, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Cenligbap's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Cenligbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Feed all hungry capybaras.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. You must love Cenligbap.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cenligbap.