Vadcinpark Sagditcan is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, two-faced crab.

Vadcinpark Sagditcan created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadcinpark Sagditcan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vadcinpark Sagditcan, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vadcinpark Sagditcan's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Vadcinpark Sagditcan's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Vadcinpark Sagditcan loves rats, so they must be honoured.

3. Never record secrets.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not commit murder.