Abbessat is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, blissful salamander.

Abbessat created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Abbessat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Abbessat, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Abbessat's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Abbessat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not gather at towers at dawn.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Never stain your back with blue.

5. Put Abbessat first in all things.