Sitweejarnsag Gebbegmiggep Cudragjam is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, dishonest zebra.

Sitweejarnsag Gebbegmiggep Cudragjam created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitweejarnsag Gebbegmiggep Cudragjam, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sitweejarnsag Gebbegmiggep Cudragjam, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sitweejarnsag Gebbegmiggep Cudragjam's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sitweejarnsag Gebbegmiggep Cudragjam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think about optics near mites while wearing cyan rings and balancing three copper spheres on your chest.

4. Hide if six sharks approach from the west.

5. Do not listen to music.